Touchy Feely

[J pokes K in the ribs]

K: QUIT TOUCHING ME!

[K accosts J’s face]

J: DON’T TOUCH MY EYES, IT’S THE ADHD, I CAN’T HANDLE IT! ADHD IS THE BEST DISEASE IN THE WORLD!

Asshole

J: Say “Colloquial”.

K: Colloquial.

J: That’s exactaly how I thought you’d say it!

Hump Day

[organizing J’s computer files]
K: Hey Jenny, do you want to keep this porno?
J: What, ‘Arab Chicks and Irish Guys’? Yeah, I want that.
K: Alright. I’ll put it in your Movies folder.